Verb: to sloset, or sloseting; the act of causing someone to become one of the above mentioned, the act of BEING utterly lost and/or stupified.
Let her out of the closet. The stupid sloset.
"Damn...I'm so sloset."
"OI! Don't sloset me you imbecile!"
"Dusty's so damn good at sloseting people, it unbelievable."