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When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and accidentally give her a pink sock aka prolapse. Then you're all like "damn baby I just pulled your fucking intestines out yo asshole!" So you have to man up and be chivalrous and shit and push that shit back up in her butt. So you punch her prolapse back in for her but your arm gets stuck up inside her anal cavity, causing you to be able to control her basic motor functions, making her your sock puppet.
"Yo dude did you take that chick home last night?"

"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."

"You lucky SOB."
автор: JonnySwindle 6 мая 2013
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having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.
Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?
автор: towlie 2 октября 2002
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A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
автор: ITGRF 13 мая 2013
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They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.
"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
автор: Cheesecake Eater 12 декабря 2003
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A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.
Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.
автор: Evil 18 октября 2003
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13.
Homer Simpson's greatest fear.
<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!
автор: Bastardized Bottomburp 16 сентября 2003
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14.
The true idenity of the girlfriend a message board poster says he has, when it is unlikely that this poster could ever score one.
He said he couldnt post last night because he was out with his girlfriend, but we know he was just getting busy with sockpuppet.
автор: Lemiwinks31 27 июля 2009
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