2. "Contenstants in all Special Olympics events must pass the mandatory drug test and must flunk the Wechsler standard IQ test."
3. "Look at all those Special Needs Children on that short bus, Billy. If you can't learn your alphabet, they'll hold you back. And if they hold you back, you'll be riding that short bus with all those very very special children next year! How would you like that!?"
good special: unique, extraordinary
bad special: mentally not all together intact
with rubber spoons. (Usually referring to your friends in this manner in a sarcastic tone)