JOE -- Where's Lisa?
MIKE -- She's out buying some new shoes
JOE -- Again?
MIKE -- I know she's a spench but she can't help herself
#2 Excessive behaviour
MIKE -- Gary tries to impress the ladies too much
JOE -- He bought Lara a new car
MIKE -- What a spench!
JOE -- He's a double spench actually. He bought her a new wardrobe as well.
"Dude. She's such a Spench. She's freakin' hot, and I can get her to buy me pretty much anything I want."