The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):
1. Go Ugly Early
2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth
Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...
Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?
Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?
Guy 1: Hell Yea!
Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!