Ownership of this pet name belongs to Jason, anyone who attempts to use this nickname will be hunt down and shot on site.
Donut Lady: "Is that all sir?"
Dude #1: "No, wait I want it with sprinkles..huh... but not all over it."
Donut Lady: "Not all over it?"
Dude #1: "Yeah! huh Do ya got anything like that huh donut lady?"
Donut Lady: "Yeah, we just got some in. They're called sprinksmich for lunatics like you!"
Dude #2: "Woah, I'll have the same, that sounds AWSOME!"