An idiot trying and attempting to use way too many buzzwords out of his or her range, demographic, and or lifestyle;
poser; An over inflated and vane attempt
being clever, transparent
The hypocrite squid bag started talking to me like
he was actually there
and he had some kind of a priori knowledge as to the cathartic events
that took place, all the while cross referencing
his own lies and the latest media watch words.