A place where good friends stay good friends before and after all the drama, where intoxication and hanging out precedes and ensues through the weekend and into the week as it continuously brings the state of WI to the #1 binge drinking spot, where good outside playing occurs (ex. Cops and Robbers and Ghost in the Graveyard), where kids learn drugs not from stupid books or DARE officers but from their own experimentation.
When a Stallion is asked how growing up was we can all agree upon "Stallis good" which is not that bad!
After high school graduation you either go to a UW school or no where at all because in Stallis, you don't need that sh*t
We're famous for the biggest State Fair in the Country and for being right next to the all the best Miller products!
noun, adj. ya know whatever ya want it to be... it's Stallis
dude 2: West Allis
dude 1: OOooooooooooooooo STALLIS
(to a kid burning one right outside Hale's door) "Dude, that's so Stallis."
1) Cruise Highway 100 the moment you get your learners permit
2) Attend Central or Hale
3) Attend State Fair & Western Day’s yearly
4) Hang out at South ridge mall when school let’s out
5) Binge Drink by middle school
6) Wal-Mart is your life
7) Frequent fast food restraints such as Johnny V’s, Oscars, George Webb’s, etc…
8) Drive past the fat women that is always on the pay phone, if your from Stallis you know what I mean
9) Attend high school football games with your school jacket even though your an unmarried 35 year old and get more pumped up then the kids who are actually playing
10) Fuck the establishment because your from Stallis and you don’t care what everyone else thinks
person 2) Well we can either cruise highway, or chill at Johnny V's
person 1)Your so Stallis
Commonly high school sweethearts stay together in fear of the outside world. Lifers are quite common. State fair park and ride to Summerfest is almost an event for a lifer. The Polish style Bungalow with the occasional duplex is lining almost every street along with the stench of lost hopes and dreams for these folk.
Person 1: "Lets go to Johnny V's after we hit up heartbreakers and MaGoos"
Person 2: I'd rather not!"
person2) I got in a bar fight in Stallis.