You or someone you know has more than one matching velour sweat suits in their closet. You can smell the dump from your house but you're so used to the smell that you don't notice it anymore. You've gotten into a screaming match over a parking spot. Someone you know has a lifetime membership to Tanning Loft. Everyone you know claims to be 'connected.' You've hung out in a parking lot. You know the difference between Richmond Rd., Richmond Ave., and Richmond Terrace. You know that 'Mike' owns all the good diners. You refer to every highway on the island as 'The Expressway.' You've been cut off by a souped up Honda Accord with earth shaking bass playing. You have chased someone for cutting you off just to give them the finger. A development of townhouses has recently sprung up in your neighborhood. The shocks in your car are shot because you hit pot holes every 2 feet. You have the need to look at the people in the car next to you when stopped at a red light to see if it someone you know. You know never to walk on South Beaches sand with out Shoes. You've seen Method Man in the Mall at least once. The Monastery and Sea View aren't scary, just another place to drink. Everyone own a North Face jacket and has a Nextel. You wave at the weird leg guy when you pass the North Shore, and sometimes he waves back.
2. A place were people towk like this
3. A place with few nice neigborhoods like Middlin Beach
even though we are italian and think we are so cool to be italian it doesnt mean we dont like the other ppl here
the north shore is cool too but i have to say the south shore is much nicer and cleaner and the crime rate and shooting rate is mucchhhh less (if u no what i mean)
anyway statenisland is the best and i love it heree
every1 noes every1 and it is greatt
so all u non italians out theaa stop writing stuff about us kids in the south shore cuz we have mroe fun then you anyway and youss are all juss jealousss!!!
me: yea we got tractors...but i guess you're just mad cuz you're "boro" has no trains and will always be known as brooklyn's little bitch brother
sure they are high strung and stuck up, but yay for eye candy!
-::beep beep:: meet me at the mall, joey ::beep::
-::beep beep:: is christina gonna be there? ::beep::
-::beep beep:: yea, she got her moms H2 ::beep::
-::beep beep:: sick, bro, sick ::beep::
"i live in staten island and lemme tell da real deal. the south shore is where u will find all da italians and da rich kids. theirs only one place where you will find rich ass kids in escalades and dat is todt hill. if u live in the north shore like west brighton (where i live) its just like brooklyn especially since everyone 4rm their is basially from brooklynnn. da rich kids woudn last a day in da places in the north shore. i also moved from brooklyn and da place i live in (west brighton) has far more crime den mi old neighborhood. if u are white den da north shore is not 4 u. go 2 todt hill or down south. as for da north face jackets - yea it is tru most of us wear em nd da u will hear a nextel chirp every 5 seconds. and wichevr ignorant dumbass came up wit "every one noes eachother in the boro" dat is NOT tru. how stupid can ya get staten island is getn madd populated and da traffic grows everydaii.if u don bleve me come down near da west brighton projects or somewhere near dat ...ull noe wut im talkin about. its NOT white
white kids frend "yeaa i herd its white so well fit in"
dey go down 2 west brighton
white kid "oh nOoOo dis is not white!!!"
black and latino kids comin at dem
white kids frend "we shoudn hav worn these bandanas and doorags!!"
The South once wanted to secede from the US; Lincoln should have let them!