class: *names all but SI*
me: staten island! *mumbles under breath* duh, its the only place to live
Staten Islanders live in 3-bedroom houses and either drive, take a bus, a boat, or a train to get to places.
Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS
IM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE,& KNOWS WHAT GOES ON,DON'T TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE BECAUSE I'M FULL ITALIAN & DON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SEE ON T.V & ON YOUTUBE IN SPOOFS.
SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".
AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.
WE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SAME,SOME OF US ARE STILL SANE.
Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair gwoss.com!!!
Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.
Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!
Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.
*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*
Man 1: "So where did you grow up?"
Man 2: "I grew up in Staten Island, New York."
Man 1: "Oh, I've heard that's not such a great place.Your life must have sucked pretty bad then, huh?"
Man 2: "Actually not in the slightest, I'm still happily married to my wife of 40 years, I have 3 children that all went through college with full scholarships and now they have their own families. How about you, where did you grow up?"
Man 1: "Oh I grew up in Arkansas."
Man 2: "Oh that sounds nice, how's your life been so far?"
Man 1: "...I got charged with 25 to life for murdering a prostitute after I robbed a bank, killed 3 police officers and highjacked a truck full of explosives...Luckily I fled the country though!"
Man 2: "Yeah! You define the word lowlife!"