The sexiest man alive.The best in bed. He has my heart in his hands. The best boyfriend in the entire world.The one person I can call my best friend forever. Made with the perfect personality. The BEST sense of humour. Someone I hope I will never lose. <3
A stefan is most commonly seen as a large ape-ish figure, that dwells in the foliage of large trees, as well as the crowns. Stefans can also be recognized by their horendous musical talent, making sounds of cats being hit by riding lawnmowers then lit on fire with a homemade flamethrower.
Look at that stefan, hes playing that saxophone like an ape.
A man who is often percieved as gay due to his unusualhairstlyes, opinons regarding body hair and fashion sense. Stefans very rarely know what they want out of life and therefore tend to exude an air of confusion and bewilderment. Fortunately, Stefans tend to be very attractive. This attractiveness will however diminish as one learns more about a Stefans character. Good for a one night stand, but not much else.
That man would be really sexy if he didn't look so confused and homo.
Yeah, must be a Stefan.
A creature from the Machine world. Forged from the hardest steels of Croatia and the densest irons of Serbia, this unstoppable force destroys all in it's path. Distantly related to it's American counter-part, Hugh. Socially inept due to it's tendancy to kill people. Has a strong dis-like of slags. Hates those of Chinese ethnicity. Has large radar-like ears in order to hear if "the threat from the east" approaches. Liable to injury, £7 Billion of the taxpayer's money spent on it's healthcare.
Random Chinese Man: Hello
Stefan: I'll crack your skull *checks man through wall*