1. A M.F. who's too cheap to use toilet paper.
2. A fartaholic!
3. Homo's after the action.
4. An asshole in need of INEXPENSIVE soap and water!
What is it with Carl! Did he run out of toilet paper, have brussel sprouts for lunch, or did Bruce give it to him in the bathroom? At least he could go wash his ass in the bathroom! Water's free here! UUUUUgh!!!!!