Dead Serious.
You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/
#serious #not playing #no joke #mad #urgent
автор: Chaptaz 19 июля 2009
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Showing that one is completely serious.
Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.
#serious #srsly #serious business #tough #hardass
автор: dilary huff 8 августа 2007
when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.
Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?

Bro: Predators

Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?

Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
#anger #straight #face #blank #expression
автор: cqcBRO 19 июля 2010
A type of face usually made by online video chatters. This face suggest that masturbation is being had somewhere where you can not see. The suggestion is strong however, and with most people, you know they're really just whacking it down there.
*Video chatting on 4Chan*
*Silent face after silent face*
"God damn... These guys and girls are just their practicing straight faces"
#straight face #strait face #masturbation #jack off #the straight face
автор: mrstraightface 19 июня 2011
Meaning to keep a "striaght face"during conversation or any type of activity.
Let's ride out to Shawty's crib, I'll sho nuff straight face that bitch.
#loud disagreement #argue verbally #fight verbally #loud conversation #loud discussion
автор: Lady Raerae 28 апреля 2006
1. Used to describe someone's physical facial expression of seriousness

2. Used at the end of a statement to explain the seriousness of a situation
1. "Dude was posted on the block harbody straight-face yo"

2. "I couldn't even mess wit homegirl, she had sh*t on lock...Straight face yo"
#straight face #straight-face #serious #straight #real
автор: LaQuaisha Skeetolay 7 марта 2006
The act of a male receiving oral intercourse whilst the giving partner does not use their hands in any way. Usually performed by woman with low self-confidence and no gag reflex.
Hey look! That girl Adrian knows is giving everybody straight face!!
#deepthroat #oral sex #head #blowjob #blow job
автор: ballsdeep2786 12 ноября 2008
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