While in Stratford you may come across gangs of kids under the age of 21 staggering away from a party that has been broken up by the stratford police (or national gard). If you are from out of town you will be made fun of instantly and without question. NOBODY gets money from their "mommy" or "daddy" because we work for a living. If you are unemployed at the age of 17 you are considered a bum. If your family's yearly income surpasses 200,000 dollars... be prepared to be made fun of.. not due to jealousy...but because we know that you don't know what life is like and there is a 99.9% chance we could probably kick your ass.
Most importantly, Stratford produces the BEST athletes in the state of NJ, and possibly the country. In any given sport there will be at least 10 kids with above average intelligence, attending Sterling High School, just waiting to HUMILIATE their opposition.
WE ARE YOUNG, SMART, WHITE, DRUNK, AND PROUD TO LIVE IN STRATFORD.. and we are ready to KICK SOME ASS !
Def. 1 Stratford is a pretty little town at least 45 minutes from anything useful. Here you can find the festival theatre, where we put on shakespearean plays and musicals - we're world renowned for it! You can also find - um - uh- let's see- we're the pork capital of ontario!
Def. 2 Hell for unique, interesting, non-drinking/punky teenagers.