stroudsburg sucks, but it grows on you and you gotta love it, especially if you've lived here most of your life.
lets just blame the new yorkers!
other stroudsburg resident:gee..i dont know man. so far theres about 13 of them.
new yorker: stroudsburg sucks ass.
highschool kid: well then maybe you should go back to new york nigger!
news reporter:the new development has done damage to the creek near by. its foul sewage is ruining everything.
man watching news reporter: sonofa bitch!! you know what it is??! its these god damn new yorkers moving in here!
kid:damn...what the shit happened to all the trees?
other kid: they just made a god damn 9 story school for 2 grades.
stroudsburg native: shut up and leave then, stop complaining you cant always have it your way.