2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes.
3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu.
4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.
2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note.
3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25.
4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.