Red Mage: No, wait, Fighter! Don't!
Red Mage: NooOOOOOO!!!
"...That was the worst idea anyone has ever had."
"And how would you hold them, anyway?"
A seemingly impossible combination of sword and nunchuck that must be possible in some respect, considering Fighter sent the plans to himself in the past. Other variations on this exotic weapon include axechucks, bowchucks, and chuckchucks.