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1.
A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.
Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.
автор: Eric Hartman 12 июля 2003
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2.
To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
автор: hologrammar 12 мая 2011
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3.
When the man ejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.
Cory: "Oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?"
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*
автор: John, Mike, Chris, and Mr. Feeney 30 марта 2008
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4.
When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz
Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry

Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.
автор: Shogun of Skanks 28 октября 2010
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5.
To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.
Fred struck out with all the skanks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.
автор: DWright 25 марта 2007
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6.
A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.
Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.
автор: afrijapc 28 июня 2010
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7.
n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant
man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."
автор: panthaman77 14 апреля 2011
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