Stomach is a condition most commonly associated with teenagers, the primary sympton
being a munchies
-like desire to consume food. However, this is different from munchies
in a few ways, the most notable being that one never needs to be high to feel
it. Also noted is that one who "suffers" will not eat just
anything, but things
that are readily available and of higher preference. The last difference
is that they will eat even if full or just
not hungry. This not to be confused with eating
out of boredom or just
being very hungry. The reason it is called
"teen" stomach is that the affliction
could be caused
by a sudden unexplainable increase
in the metabolism of an individual, hightening it to the level of a teenager.
"Dude, you ate ALL the snacks? You're gonna
have to work out for a fucking
"Nah, man, it was Teen Stomach, I'll be fine."
"You better be sure. Being wrong will cost ya."
"Trust me, it fits."