"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"
If they have gotten to the obsessive stages, they may even take to giving they're "beloved"'s pet names, carrying little pictures in their wallets... etc.
Teenies are astonishingly shallow creatures as they can manage all this without actually buying a single/album. And even if they did it would be to stroke the cover.
more intelligent teenie: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool!
note the excessive use of exclamation marks and abbreviations. this is a classic example of teenie writing.
Phil: "Not badly. It's up a teenie."
2.people who only like bands because everyone else likes them! *damn teenies* like the stoooopid people who luv Britney then go straight to Blink because they are way cooler!
3. people also known as a trendy
4. people who send death threats to the GF's of wives of famous people just cos their jelus!
piss off ya teenie why would he want a whore like you!
1. a bunch of little fuckers who like bands like Good Charlotte, Mest, etc. because its "cool" to like them or because they think the guys in the bands are hot and never pay attention to the music. They are very pathetic and scream out things like "Marry me Benji!" at concerts.
2. people who like hilary duff, britney spears, avril (*cough, cough* poser! *cough, cough*) , and other shit like that.
3. the people mentioned above who try to be "punk" or whatever just because they see avril doing it.
They don't know any of the bands older songs, just their new songs. and they commonly misspell the front mans name too.
Teenies also go against the band who's front man they wanna fuck, say they like the lead singer of Green Day:
Teenie: American idiot, its like sooooooo deep
Actual fan: Mine's hitchin' a ride.
Teenie: WOW! OMG! OMG! OMG! have they come out with a new album already?! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
Actual fan: no, shut the fuck up you teenie...creature thing...
Teenie:did you know I wanna fuck billy-jo?
Actual fan: ITS BILLIE-JOE! YOU TURD!
Teenie: who are the other peoples...Tre ice...Mick Dirt
(now outraged) actual fan: you call your self a fan, Its TRE COOL, and MIKE DIRNT! NOW GO AND PLAY WITH YOUR PINK SHIT!!!!