if there were no cops around, that teenie beenie bitch would've been afraid to step out into the street again.
Me: What the hell. -_-;;
Generally speaking, the male teenybopper can be classified into the "skater" or "punk" group; "goth" is far too hardcore for their prepubescent bodies.
SYMPTOMS OF TEENYBOPPER:
-freakish grinding at school dances
-shaving not because they need to, but so that the hair will appear darker and thicher; therefore more "adultish"
-stuffed pant crotches
-an excess of makeup/glittery substances
-extremely tight pants ... on males
-keeping a diary sealed with a chain and padlock which is kept under mattress
`unfortunately there is no remedy, this spell must be waited out until the aflicted pereson discovers that this illness is annoying/obnoxoius.
Any young person with a skateboard and a surfer-bowl haircut saying "hella" or "bitchin" and then then glancing around to be certain that no authoritative adult heard them.