The cure to Brainus Minimus does not exist as of yet, but it is possible to ward it off by wearing clothes that do not contain an ounce of glitter, listening to music you actually like(instead of what you think is cool), and spelling words correctly. Avoid saying OMG in any circumstances.
GirlyGirl#1- OMGZ. LYKE, he is LYKE SO HOT!
GirlyGirl#2- *gasps* I want to have enough of his babies to populate a small island!
GirlyGirly#1- *gasps* Here he comes! AHHHHHH OMG OMG. *hyperventilates*
GirlyGirl#2- Does this ugly shiny pink skirt make my butt look big?
Typically they are slender, white, warm-blooded females aged nine to thirteen, even though most teeny boppers are twelve.
Looks are the most important thing for them in the entire universe. They somehow think they are allowed wear mini skirts with tank tops, which in my case I think reveals too much of their scrawniness altogether.
They wear loads of makeup every day, but the only makeup tip they know is that light pink eye shadow is the "only" thing that looks good on pale-skinned girls.
Teeny boppers usually have tiny mosquito-bite tits that they think everyone is jealous of. They get so excited about periods and bras.
I love you, sweet heart.
"kmxmf0f 0oH huNNi*~!!! ilk TtYL lUuUuurRve y00!"
I don't know.
"hmmmmmm idk *shwuGs*"
I think he's totally the hottest guy ever.
"Omgzzz x3!!!!11 Hez ttly hAWt!!!111111 i i i meeeen th hAwTeSt GuY eVAhHHHHaaaA!!!!!!"
Manicures and pedicures
"Maniz N Pedizz"
Want an iPod for Christmas or have one.
Of course, the iPod is pink. Sometimes, but very rarely,
it is white, but with pink rhinestones.
They wear "perfume" that is actually a cheap ass body spray they bought at the 99-cent store.
Chatting online with a 40-year-old man they assume is thirteen.
Gymnastics or dance.
Making stupid little clubs with their friends that end up stop having meetings.
Magazines like J-14, Tiger Beat, M, and Bop.
"Period" books like Are You There God, It's Me Margaret; Your Body & You; etc.
Jenny: K, wellll go @ NooN 2MoRRow!
Me: You fucking teeny boppers just don't know when to stop.
13 year old girl: mang pleazz...lets go meet up at the chinese mall so dat my bf can beat urs ass
me: what you got a teeny bopper boyfriend too..