And a 10-hit string is not a combo, something like a triple electric wind godfist is, but you could never pull off something simple like that in a million years.
2nd guy "nuh-uh, Tekken Tag owns all j00r base f00!"
3rd guy "Virtua fighter owns you". Proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.
Real Gamer: You have failed your history exam. Prepare to die! (strangles teh win to death with PS2 controller cord).