act: the placement of one's testicles inside the anal sphincter of another, immediately
followed by mounting said person, placing the penis
in their mouth while allowing
the freshly dirtied
scrotum to press down on the center of their collar bone, leaving a shitty imprint which
more or less resembles a bow tie.
"dude, remember that chick from the bar last
night? yeah, i gave her the mr. formal."
"ooh, yeah. that feels good. harder. harder. faster. wait- a little
slower. ok, now pop those balls in my ass and give me the mr. formal, stud."
"fuck men's warehouse, i'm a mr. formal man."