A large, overweight woman that lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit the shed, you are dead.
"The Shed tried to grab my penis last Friday, so i smacked her in her face and told her to go fuck herself."
"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through."
"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."
"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"