A large, overweight woman that
lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy
possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit
the shed, you are dead.
"The Shed tried to grab my penis
last Friday, so i smacked
her in her face and told
her to go fuck herself."
"The Shed hid in the shadows
of the alley
as the innocent man walked through."
"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."
"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size
brought him down as she ripped his pants open while
screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"