One fateful day in tech ed, that
damn mexican was stirrin' shit up because he had gotten a better grade on the tool
test than me. So after
a short verbal battle, I (General Lee) to declare war on that
shitfaced wetback. The war lasted all of the way until
8th period, where
I got him to sign a treaty by using
a great battle tactic. (I told him me and Zayne and Michel were gonna throw
his books all over da place after
school) I made him sign his name, and he had to write
a one-paged essay about how sorry he was. So I won the first
war. Raul is a terrible leader and a stupid spic. He enjoys celebrating lawnuhka
and is an avid
producer of bullshit. Daniel Feree is one of his best friends
play together and watch stupid Jap shows at Daniels. I am the superior.
If you don't belive this war ever occured, simply ask Mr. Simper. He wittnessed
the treaty and can tell you that
I am the "tech master"
place in 2054)
Student 1 - "man i hate studying the war of lee and raul"
Student 2 - "tru dat, all we should need to know is that
lee won and raul is a pussy."
Student 3 (desendent of daniel ferree) - "i'm a total fatass"