For example a fake ID.
Bob: Hah, wat a sucka, ait heres the plan: lets make him buy us alcohol, that way we can't even get arrested.
Jim: Werd up, the only downside is we gotta hang out with that bitch neezy fosheezy cock sukka.
Bob: Ya, but the alcohol is worth it, how else will we get laid.
Jim: Tru Dat, good thing we have that bitch ass mofo, what a Thelin.