A gossip site written by someone credited as TheSuperficialWriter. He doesn't post anything original but rather quotes gossip news from other sources (TMZ.com, Page Six, etc.). His jokes consist of calling attention to the flaws of perfectly gorgeous female celebrities (i.e Tila Tequita is short, Cindy Crawford is old, Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat) and complimenting his physical person when he is probably some short skinny greasy seventeen-year old.
TheSuperficialWriter: Kim Kardashian has a big ass! I want to have sex with Hayden Panettiere using my humongous dick! My abs are hard! Paris Hilton's vagina is Herpes Canyon! Naturally thin women need to eat sandwiches lololol!
(articles relating to these can probably be found on the first page of thesuperficial.com)