Tickley dick is the tickley, yet unpleasant sensation you get in your penis after
a long banging session, post-ejaculation. It usually makes you walk all caddywhompus
you from a second bang session, and can usually
be cured after urinating.
Friend:"Rob, why the fuck are you walking so funny?!?"
Rob: "Sorry guys, you caught me post-coitus
and I have
the worst case of tickley dick
Friend:"well go piss it away, how are you supposed to play wing man when
you're walking like a dick head