2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.
Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.
2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.
Sometimes a tool is thought of as a jerk, but is usually a nice generous guy who doesn't mind doing favors. Most of the time the tool is just going through depression or thinks that if he does things it will get people off his back.
Tools often are put down as most people don't really like them. Tools are also too stupid to know when they're being used. If you see someone being used you should help them out; most of their "friends" are often lying to them to make them look like an ass in public. Tools can be spotted by causing scenes in public, and people telling them that they're "cool".
Person 2: Yeah, he was oblivious. She messed with his head just because he would do things for her. He thought he was in love. I tried to help him out, but it just wouldn't work out. After he found out he was so embarrassed and started to cry.
Person 1: How sad. She really is a bitch.
Person 2: And to think that she went out with him knowing how much it would break his heart. I don't think she ever really liked him for who he was.
Person 1: Well at least he can learn from this.
Person 2: Yeah, he's a good guy.
2. Carson Daly.
Micheal: "I know why I'm getting F's. I haven't been laid in weeks! I better go to American Eagle"
"I put my iPod in my pocket and it went through the wash. I better go ask best friend Micheal for some money."
Me: To bad looks have nothing to do with making good music, and at the end of the day bands like Tool actually write their own songs unlike the jonASS brothers.
*Hormonol preteen girls head explodes*