Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.
word originates in rural southern Illinois.
(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."
townie 2:nuffin u knows i iz chillin wiv rakz in tayn
a townie is someone who wears normal things (such as jeans normal t-shirt and some jewelery)
Most males will although be more along the lines of chimpanzee than human.wearing tracksuits bottoms from chav central (thats right JJB) and often grunt rather than speak
the females however are normal teenage girls, who are normally wearing natural make up , jeans and t-shirt and look fairly normal doing fairly normal things, chatting speaking about boys etc
shes proper fit innit!
or you me and my posse outside now innit
1) start a fight with someone and then run away, saying he da man.
2) start a fight, put up a shitty resistance and then form a collective bootfucking to your ass, from all his townie friends, who in societys lack of the death penatly will live well into old age.
3) Townie rules consist of whatever they see fit, and that usually mean gang beatings.
2) Fucking townies and their bootfucking shit.
3) Theres like 50 townies outside! sweet.
townie, the thing wrong with the world, not potheads or skaters or nerds, we all get along if any townies read this (which tey probably can't cos their so inbred) go die in a ditch and rot in hell.
they should all be shot.
2hey dude wanna kill skallies and townie scum?
yes lets do that and then we go to www.urbandictionary.com and post the message that townies are dead!!