Think about how you got caught up with the aforementioned type of woman. Chances are, one of your friends might have been tossing the truffles to you to save their own ass.
But hey, truffles are good food. Why let good food go to waste?
Kevin: Damn! I don't know. She's pretty crazy. I'd be careful if I were you.
Stan: I'm probably gonna hate myself later, but I'm gonna bite my lip and do the truffle shuffle with her.
Kevin: Good luck and god speed you, you stupid bastard.
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"