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36.
one who steals or has a great obsession with turds
sick, get away from me turd burglar!
автор: bill cosby 21 ноября 2002
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A thief of human excrement - based on an historical relevance
Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.
автор: Craig Murphy 2 июня 2005
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Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.
Ok let's go!

Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.

(15 minutes later)

Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.
автор: wild nothing 18 июня 2012
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To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.
Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.

See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.
автор: sfvszcdv 16 декабря 2009
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40.
Slang for a male homosexual
Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
автор: swoop hansen 8 февраля 2008
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42.
a person who commits the act of burgling turds; assbandit; buttfaggot
don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdburglar!
автор: the great ninja 2 сентября 2003
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