(Jane) yea sounds good let me know
four hours later....
( John) ok were getting ready to leave ru coming?
No response by text or phone and can later be found at a local dive bar.
(John) damn turtles
The player who can keep his head under the blanket the longest to tolerate the smell of the fart wins. This is a gentleman's game so under most circumstances the fart will be done with clothing covering the bare bottom.
Person 2: You guys down to play a game of Turtle?
Persons 3 and 4: Of course! Grab your little sisters Cinderella blanket and let's play!
When a veteran infantryman would meet another veteran, the question would be asked: "Are you a turtle?". To which the challenged veteran would have to either reply "You bet your sweet ass I am!" or have to buy the challenging veteran a drink.
Marine veteran: "You bet your sweet ass I am".