The removal of all objectivity, usefulness, and ability from the most useful operating system ever designed.

The primary cause of a lack of knowledge of the operating system that is actually running.
"What's with all the pretty pictures? This thing looks Ubuntu'd"
автор: Gentooy 11 июля 2009
To ejaculate on a womans face.
John: Awww man last night was great, I ubuntu'd all over that bitch.

Mike: Indeed that must have been great!
автор: ubuntu007 6 мая 2009
One of the new 6 billion Pokemon that have no powers that are original or even good. In fact, if you pay attention to Pokemon that closely, you're probably Asian and younger than 10, and/or gay.*

*reference xkcd
"Have you seen the new Ubuntu release?"
"Nah, I'm not into Pokemon."
автор: RobertOldhead 18 марта 2008
(Adverb/Noun) Used to describe people who are idiots, prefer not to think for them selves, and follow the general crowd into oblivion. Enjoy annoying others.Generally allergic to reading anything other than harry potter
1. "Your such an ubuntu"
2. "I just ubuntu'd"
3. "how do i gets mouse works?!" Reply: STFU Ubuntu
4. "¿Sé que esto es una charla inglesa, pero cómo consigo ventanas del ubuntu instaladas?" ("I know this is an english chat, but how do I get ubuntu windows installed?") in english (no reply, just state that s/he is an ubuntu)
автор: Gentoo FTW 31 января 2008
an exclamation that shows your fustration with in a certain momentof time. like the linux program, ubuntu is fustrating and makes no sence at all..... screamed aloud it is best used to let some one know what an idiot they are.
UBUNTU!!!!!! you are such a friggen tard! dont you understand anything? or did you finish your quantom physics homework? no its ubuntu, it makes no sence andi hate it!
автор: big joey 69 13 октября 2007
An operating system that claims that it's easy to use, but in reality requires a PHD in Computer Science.
Ubuntu's slogan: "Ubuntu: Linux for Human Beings".

I can't even figure out how to get on the internets. Does that make me an alien?
автор: DBotch 10 января 2007
For people too smart to buy windows, but too stupid to pirate it.
Why are you running Ubuntu?
автор: Rinaldo Corey 17 июля 2008

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