This is most often done through the use of too many acronyms.
Nerd: Well you don't want the UAE llama as they are disproportianate in the flank and shoulder which affects their intermediary gait. You should purchase a Columbian llama using an offshore account you can set up online and then import it with Unix.
Nerd Translator: He said buy the brown llama. He was just upnerd-ing it.