Adjective used to describe only the whitest of the White community. Signs of uppity crackered-ness usually include the inability
to dance and the insisted removal
of B.E.T from
their local cable provider. Often find themselves in trouble when referring to members
of the Black community as "boy" or "silly negroe".
Person 1:Wow, did you just see that
sure is one Uppity Cracker
Person 2:Yea, I did. Was that
even considered dancing or did he just seize?
shit, I almost forgot, your test
came in today, you have HIV. Sorry man.