Girl: Hey, nothing just woke up.. I'm gonna shower and then goto Starbucks, you know, the ushe.
Chump: Hey, want to play monopoly with me tonight??
Chick: Ummmmm, I think I'm going out to dinner with my friends, then hitting up the club and after that the afterparty, I'm not comin home tonight.. that's the ushe.
Chump: Ohhh.. ok (cries)