The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men
3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands
4. the only place a penis truly feels at home
5. the only thing that makes life worth living