Juan: "Shit, man. This looks pretty lame."
Hiroshi: "I know, right? Lots of Venezuelans in here."
Juan: "Sweet, I'm Venezuelan."
Hiroshi: "No, I'm talking about 2520s, you know what I'm saying?"
Juan: "Oh... Yeah, it's totally like a country club in here. Won't be long before a game of croquet or water polo breaks out. I FUCKING HATE WHITE PEOPLE!"
(music stops and everyone stares)
Hiroshi: "Damn dude, so much for subtlety. Let's blow this bitch."
Venezuelans also have the arrogance and pride of Argentineans, but are annoying ass loud mouths like Cubans. They also can't go two words without saying "Verga" or "Marico".
The worst type of Venezuelans, hands down are the Maracuchos, who before even opening there mouth have already said "Verga" twice and have made five comments about your mom in bed.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's probably one of those Venezuelans.