Vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion
to vibrating sex toys
specifically, and any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus, generally. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been
known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.
"So did you dump that guy yet?"
"Yes! He was lame
in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even
let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe