You might be from West Linn if....
-You see Escalades, Hummers, Range Rovers, and Mercedes everywhere
-Your McDonald's has a plasma flat screen TV in it
-Some of the Portland TrailBlazers live in your city
-The highschool has an ATM in it
-The only crime that happens is teenagers egging cars....and it makes the local paper
-The majority of students at the high school drink and/or do drugs, yet they are academically one of the best schools in the state
-The cops have nothing better to do than pulling over people for no real reason
-Everyone asks "Are you rich?" or something along these lines when you say you are from West Linn
-There are hardly any minorities in your city
This is a generalization of WL, but it is pretty true.
1)stretched hummer limos, range rovers, bentlys, Escalades
2)we have a starbucks on every block
3)you either see a kid with an iphone, or a juicy
4)when people hear westlinn, they ask if you rich and you try and avoid the question
5)academically, our schools are best in state
6)the most crime that happens is kids sneaking out past curfew and makes the local paper under the police calls
7)our best hang out spot is safeway and we try to make the most fun out of it
8)even though kids do drugs no one seems to find out
and the scary part is, this is all true..
This place obviously has a lot of whiny bitches that cry about everybody being fake, when really they are just kidding themselves. You just have to make the best of things and take your anger out by fucking around in random stores and throwing shit out of your cars at people and at starbucks. And don't forget to get fucking wasted. climbing the rooftops and getting the cops called on you for doing awesome shit that most of those losers are never gonna get to experience.
The cops have nothing to do except cruise around and steal peoples wheel chairs that they bought fair and square. and it has so many people that say everybody around them are douchebags and fakie preps and don't realize that its fun being a douchebag.
True West Linnian: *kicks in balls* LOSER