And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)
"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"
('Cept Herpes, that shit stays with you for life)
Best friend Nick, who was the one that she last her v-card to: Well honey, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. No worries.