Most common is when a guy jerks off into a kleenex. The more kleenex that is chosen, the less likely he is to have whax paper. But you don't want to use too many kleenex and risk running out for the next session. So 4 are average, but 3 normally will suffice. The semen, having glue like properties, will form a stronger bond with the paper the longer the paper is in contact with the jizz. If one jerks off into 3 kleenexes, then passes out, their dick risks being mummified. Immediate shower is necessary. Not cleaning whax paper residue properly can lead to urine being rerouted to the outside of the toilet.
"Wait a second, is that whax paper?" At this point there is nothing a man can say, so it's best he fills his mouth with pussy.