a typically obnoxious person
who claims to be a better baseball fan than
all cubs fans. this person generally
would rather see the cubs lose than
the sox win. these people, however, have
to be too concerned with
baseball, to the point that they have
made their stadium ugly in order to not distract
from the game and seem to enjoy having housing projects around their stadium rather than
the great bar scene of wrigleyville. they also seem to be too concerned with
baseball to advance in the working
world, and often end up working
under cubs fans.
sox fan: "hey son, let's run on the field and attack a 60 year
old first base
son of white
sox fan: "but dad, i want another beer"
sox fan: "shut up kid, we're gonna be on TV"
sox fan: "hey the cubs are losing"
cubs fan: "get back to work or i'll fire you"