A ceremonial and sacred evening during which many chicken wings
will be eaten by a gathering of gluttonous friends. Each step of the preparation and consumption of the wings is carefully orchestrated and held holy. Deviation from tradition (i.e. inviting your girlfriend, not eating til breathing is difficult, leaving early, not toasting the first wing, not getting everyone a beer when you get up, bringing non-wing food to the gathering, de-wing
ing during the meal) is strictly and violently forbidden.
The only consumables other than chicken wings welcome at wing night are blue cheese dressing, celery stalks, and beer - lots and lots of beer.
tonight there will be a wing night. god be praised, tonight will be a glorious night. god i can't wait for tonight, since tonight's wing night. tomorrow i'm not looking forward to as much, but it's worth it.