A ceremonial and sacred evening during which many
will be eaten by a gathering of gluttonous friends. Each step of the preparation and consumption of the wings is carefully orchestrated
and held holy. Deviation from tradition (i.e. inviting your
girlfriend, not eating til breathing is difficult, leaving early, not toasting the first wing, not getting everyone
a beer when you get up, bringing non-wing
food to the gathering, de-wing
ing during the meal) is strictly and violently forbidden.
The only consumables other than chicken wings welcome at wing night
are blue cheese dressing, celery stalks, and beer - lots
tonight there will
be a wing
night. god be praised, tonight will
be a glorious night. god i can't wait for tonight, since tonight's wing
i'm not looking forward to as much, but it's worth it.