This is considered one of, if not the best, place to live. Everyone
is amazing and most people smoke pot. Sheridan
is a nice street. Probably the nicest because
it's on the lake. The expectations
are high and regular
3-level classes are considered very advanced
in the rest
of the US although they
are thought as stupid
classes here in the North Shore. There are some absolutely, make you want to cry, so beautiful girls such as Clave Curtler and Emirlee Durfang. They
are the pride and joy of the North Shore, where Winnetka is located. Their
eyes go deeper than the lake that they
live on. Their
hair is silkier than their
Egyption cotton bed sheets and their
skin is more polished
and glowing than their
BMWs. But not everyone
in Winnetka is as fortunate, there are some girls such as Bessie Speculator who resemble those who eat hay and also there are people like Alessandra Eeguin who are more horse-like than cow-like like Bessie. Santa Claus favors Winnetka. Some... interesting... people are Hilda Pidgett, Beckinsale Shmittsworth, and Emerald Shorstal. They
are Clave and Emirlee's biggest fans.
"Don't you wish you were like Clave or Emirlee in Winnetka?"
"All the boys are so sexxxxxxxy. too bad they all like Emirlee and Clave in Winnetka."
"Those yahts are so shiny that
the sun has blinded
me. It was good ol' rich Clave's. Here comes a bigger
yaht! That must
be Emirlee's 16th birthday present! OH BOY! it's almost as big as the iceboat that
Ellford Creageh got for her 15th birthday! OH GIRL!"