a condition afflicting the whiskers of domesticated house
cats, often brought on by a lack
of adequate iron in the cat's diet. as a result, the whiskers of the cat turn
either light green
or bright pink before combining together to create a single large whisker on each
side of the face, curved
into the shape of a handlebar mustache. at this point, the only treatment
is in providing ample mustache wax and colorful bandanas.