Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.
Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"
His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
Noob 1: Iz be trollin'
Wontons: I am here.
Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU
The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.