Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.
Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"
автор: jay20716 13 октября 2014
A type of dumpling common to Chinese cooking. Also comes deep fried and maybe filled with delicious minced meats and assorted food.
I like to order Wontons from the Chinese Resturant
автор: Boris from Russia 25 октября 2006
causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!
автор: papermachete 26 октября 2005
The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.

His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
Typical forum activity.

Noob 1: Iz be trollin'

Wontons: I am here.

Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU

The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.
автор: Notwontons 28 ноября 2009
Balls, Cojones, Testosterone
She has terrible breath, But I don't have the WonTons to tell her.
автор: mollytim 20 августа 2008
Won Ton is a common word used in replace of the word chink.
Look at dat fucken won ton across the street.
автор: Mitchell S. 21 августа 2007
A euphemism for any word that needs a euphemism
OO Jenn, please spike my wonton
автор: rhcp_rock 16 марта 2006

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