His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
Noob 1: Iz be trollin'
Wontons: I am here.
Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU
The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.
2. Yo, that new remix is wonton
3. That new Wu-Tang Clan album is mad wonton, son