Adding to what i said earlier...

shut ya mum, meaning shut up.

Also, something to say when you dont know what else to say.
Zoe: "blah blah im zoe *screeching laughter"
Me: "shut ya mum zoe"

Zoe: "why do you hate me
Me: "erm, ya mum"

"did you have sex with my boyfriend"
"ya mum"
автор: sunnybunch 4 мая 2003
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the answer to practically every question in the world
Who? Ya mum
Where? Ya mum
When? Ya mum
What? Ya mum
Why? Ya mum
автор: steve 11 ноября 2002
If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.
Ben:Your gay.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Ben:Fuck you.
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Ben:Go away.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.
автор: Darren Thomson 28 апреля 2005
answer to almost anything
you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum
автор: taylor 11 марта 2004
a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards
a) i have a boil the size of russia...
"so does ya mum"

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
"ya mum"

c) my wardrobe is pink
"ya mum"
автор: manda 23 августа 2003
common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted
so what did you do for the long weekend?
автор: i could eat chocolate all night long 27 апреля 2003
a uselessly funny phrase used when you can't think of jack all 2 say. I use it at least once every day.
"How ya goin'?"

"Yo fat mole"

"Suck my cock"
"suck ya mums cock"

"Your fat"

"what were you doin last night?"
автор: Bend Over 8 июня 2004
awesome come back, espescially when u have no idea what the insult meant
Wanker: "wow, you are such a dumbass"
You: "maybe so... but i fucked your mum sideways twice up the clacker and she kept screaming for more"
Wanker: *shut down*
You: *awesome*
автор: nick santos 7 марта 2005

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